Cmdr. Mary Jane
"Bache" descending on island, this is "Bache", that’s Bravo, Alpha, Charlie, Hotel, Echo requesting comms. Over.
SMF
“This is SMF. We have visuals on your aircraft. Identify yourself and state your purpose, over.”
MJ
“This is commander Mary Jane, I am on a mission to party and need to land on Sierra, Mike, Foxtrot for refuel. Please advise on current situation. Over.”
SMF
“Copy that, Bache. Current situation as follows, so far clearance for landing has been granted from August 4th-6th. Saving the date is recommended. Over.”
MJ
“Roger. Requesting status on hostile Schilf Tangos from last year. Has the schilfsex situation been resolved?”
SMF
“Negative. Schilf is not safe. I repeat. Schilf is not safe! Over.”
MJ (My god… this will be more challenging than I thought…)
“Copy. Proceeding to head into the ticket shop for SMF landing permit. Over.”
SMF
“Standby on that, Bache. Current clearance for ticket sale is only for Bogeys who are on the Guestlist. Open access to newcomers will clear when there are tickets left after Guestlist orders have been completed. Over.”
MJ
“Understood. Final request for landing on SMF. Need to secure perimeter for incoming squad, callsign Pluto, that’s Papa, Lima, Uniform, Tango, Oscar. Over.”
SMF
zzzzzzzz……crack…..hjdnwoeibcj….zzzhhhhhhshhhhhhhh….”SCHILF!"...”proce”….zzshhbhibc…. “extreme caution!”.....CRACK!
MJ
“Come in SMF! What’s going on?? Over! SMF what’s your status? Come in SMF! OVER!”
SMF
zzzzzzsshhhhhzhzhzhzshshhshhhhhhhhhhhh… *gunshots*...”AAAAHHHHHHRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!”…*crack*
MJ
“Mayday mayday mayday! This is Cmdr. Mary Jane, callsign Bache, requesting back-up, hostile elements have taken over SMF, need to drop an egg on tangos on the ground. Lt. Surfer, are you hearing this? Over.”
Silver Surfer (MJ’s sidekick)
“Roger that Bache. Returning to base to assemble fleet for demolition. Over and out.”
MJ
“Roger, roger. Activating Saft reserves. Initiating super sonic exit. Over and out….”
(phew..buckle up Mary, ole’ hog…this will be one hell of a ride..)